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The Public Menace Tattoo Club
$29.00
Every month I'll send you 8 premium temporary tattoos (~2.5x2.5") including one club-exclusive design, and a club-exclusive collector's print every season. Or you can do the smart thing and invest that $29 in a gym membership you'll only ever use twice.
What's In the Envelope:
- 7 Surprise Designs: I choose the vibes. A curated mix of essentials, limited drops, pre-releases, prototypes and archived designs.
- 1 Club-Exclusive Design: Exists nowhere else. Not in the shop. Just here, just yours.
- Seasonal Collector's Print: A hand-signed and numbered mini print (5x7") featuring that season's 4 club-exclusive designs.
- Occasional Surprise Goodies: Sometimes there's extra stuff in the envelope. We're not telling you what. Don't ask.
Member Perks:
- 25% All Future Orders: Every order, every time.
- Early Access: You get new designs first. Everyone else gets the leftovers.
- Zero Commitment: Cancel whenever. *cough nerd cough*
the trauma bond
Covering up your flaws with 8 monthly distractions.
$29.00
every month until canceled
Out of stock
HIGHLIGHTS
💎 Original Designs
📅 Lasts 3 - 7 Days
🪄 Real Tattoo Look
💦 Water Resistant
🥰 Skin Friendly
HOW TO APPLY
Application Instructions:
1. Prepare
Clean the area you wish to place your tattoo with water & let skin dry completely.
2. Place
Peel off the clear tattoo film and place the tattoo on your skin, sticky side down.
3. Press
Lightly press wet wipe on tattoo for 15-30 seconds. Then, remove tattoo paper backing and let dry for 30-60 seconds.
For Best Results Avoid the Following:
Avoid tattoo placement on joints, knuckles, wrists, and anywhere skin folds or moves frequently. Avoid oils, lotions, and excessive rubbing on the tattoo area. To remove, let tattoo fade naturally or gently rub with baby oil or rubbing alcohol.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Shipping: Free. Paying for shipping in 2026 feels like paying for a long-distance phone call. It’s offensive. We don't do that here.
Returns: The "Uncle Marty" Rule. Unless your order arrives looking like it went through a woodchipper, there are no returns. My Uncle Marty gave me itchy socks on Christmas for 16 years straight and... actually idk where I was going with this but yeah, no returns.
The Gang Sign Exception: If I accidentally include a design that looks suspiciously like a local gang sign and it results in you getting jumped, I might ~might~ grant you some store credit. But don't count on it; Marty wouldn't.