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Sticker Pack
$9.00
You're getting 6 premium die-cut stickers (~3"x3" ea) for the cost of 1 mediocre burrito. Don’t overthink it—you’ll have plenty to ruin all of your belongings. Thick, weatherproof, and guaranteed to tank your laptop's resale value.
Shipping Disclaimer: Sticker orders may be shipped via Standard USPS Letter Mail. That means no tracking—sorry to all you obsessive lurkers out there.
HIGHLIGHTS
💎 Original Designs
💦 Water Resistant
🫧 Bubble-Free
☀️ UV Resistant
💻 Laptop & Water Bottle Friendly
HOW TO APPLY
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Clean the Surface: Wipe the area with water or rubbing alcohol to remove dust and oils. Let it dry completely.
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Peel: Carefully remove the paper backing from the sticker.
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Align and Press: Place the sticker on your desired surface. Press firmly from the center outward to ensure a strong bond.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Shipping: Free. Paying for shipping in 2026 feels like paying for a long-distance phone call. It’s offensive. We don't do that here.
Returns: The "Uncle Marty" Rule. Unless your order arrives looking like it went through a woodchipper, there are no returns. My Uncle Marty gave me itchy socks on Christmas for 16 years straight and... actually idk where I was going with this but yeah, no returns.
The Gang Sign Exception: If I accidentally include a design that looks suspiciously like a local gang sign and it results in you getting jumped, I might ~might~ grant you some store credit. But don't count on it; Marty wouldn't.