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The Public Menace Tattoo Club
$29.00
$19.00
Stop staring at Pinterest boards of "minimalist linework" you’ll never actually get. I’m sending 6 premium temporary tattoos (2.5x2.5") to your door every month so you can fuel your delusions in high definition.
The Chaos Inside:
- 6 Surprise Designs: I choose the vibes. You might get a couple of classics, a pre-release prototype, or exclusive leftovers. It’s like a blind date, but you won't want to fake incontinence to get out of this one.
Commitment: Zero. Cancel whenever. Not everyone is built for the consistent skin aesthetic grind. If you want to take that $19 and buy a 'How to be a Sigma' PDF or billions of 'fart coin' cryptocurrency, be my guest.
Price Options
The Trauma Bond
Covering up your flaws with 6 monthly distractions.
$19.00
every month until canceled
The Situationship
I’ll see you every 60 days. Don’t catch feelings.
$19.00
every 2 months until canceled
HIGHLIGHTS
💎 Original Designs
📅 Lasts 3 - 7 Days
🪄 Real Tattoo Look
💦 Water Resistant
🥰 Skin Friendly
HOW TO APPLY
Application
1. Prepare
Clean the area you wish to place your tattoo with water & let skin dry completely.
2. Place
Peel off the clear tattoo film and place the tattoo on your skin, sticky side down.
3. Press
Lightly press wet wipe on tattoo for 15-30 seconds. Then, remove tattoo paper backing and let dry for 30-60 seconds.
For Best Results
Keep dry for 6 hours & cover with clothing the first night to prevent smudging. Stay hydrated/moisturized to extend the life of your tattoo. To remove, let fade naturally or gently rub with baby oil/rubbing alcohol & soap.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Shipping: Free. Paying for shipping in 2026 feels like paying for a long-distance phone call. It’s offensive. We don't do that here.
Returns: The "Uncle Marty" Rule. Unless your order arrives looking like it went through a woodchipper, there are no returns. My Uncle Marty gave me itchy socks on Christmas for 16 years straight and... actually idk where I was going with this but yeah, no returns.
The Gang Sign Exception: If I accidentally include a design that looks suspiciously like a local gang sign and it results in you getting jumped, I might ~might~ grant you some store credit. But don't count on it; Marty wouldn't.