$32,551 / $32,551 student loan debt remaining (=ʘᆽʘ=)∫
cats
$14.00
If you don't like cats I don't like you.
Standard Edition: Includes 4 temporary tattoos (~2.5x2.5")
Collector's Edition: Includes 4 temporary tattoos (~2.5x2.5") + hand-signed and numbered mini print (5x7") featuring all 4 designs. Limited edition of 10.
Expected to ship by the end of June
HIGHLIGHTS
💎 Original Designs
📅 Lasts 3 - 7 Days
🪄 Real Tattoo Look
💦 Water Resistant
🥰 Skin Friendly
HOW TO APPLY
Application Instructions:
1. Prepare
Clean the area you wish to place your tattoo with water & let skin dry completely.
2. Place
Peel off the clear tattoo film and place the tattoo on your skin, sticky side down.
3. Press
Lightly press wet wipe on tattoo for 15-30 seconds. Then, remove tattoo paper backing and let dry for 30-60 seconds.
For Best Results Avoid the Following:
Avoid tattoo placement on joints, knuckles, wrists, and anywhere skin folds or moves frequently. Avoid oils, lotions, and excessive rubbing on the tattoo area. To remove, let tattoo fade naturally or gently rub with baby oil or rubbing alcohol.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Shipping: Free. Paying for shipping in 2026 feels like paying for a long-distance phone call. It’s offensive. We don't do that here.
Returns: The "Uncle Marty" Rule. Unless your order arrives looking like it went through a woodchipper, there are no returns. My Uncle Marty gave me itchy socks on Christmas for 16 years straight and... actually idk where I was going with this but yeah, no returns.
The Gang Sign Exception: If I accidentally include a design that looks suspiciously like a local gang sign and it results in you getting jumped, I might ~might~ grant you some store credit. But don't count on it; Marty wouldn't.